Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless

Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment

People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course

It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death