Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

We put tracking collars around ani… We put smartphones in our hands And in holding them We have our hands around our necks

One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?

We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see