A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
Easy to please but problematic to appease
Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest
It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one
Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;
In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic
I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…
In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias
I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house