Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…
In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes
In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen
Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors
You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out
It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker