The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

In addiction there is never enough… In God there is always enough How much is enough? As much as we can take And in addiction, we can’t take an…