I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting

With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

Social media came for our teenage… and unable to organize their inner… they turned their aggression inwar… Now AI is coming for our teenage… and unable to impact the external…

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor