Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

All movement occurs in time Will we make our move in time? Time will tell The obvious answer: All movement occurs in time

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class

If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire

I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

You’ve used others When you use your talents To serve yourself You’ve used God When you use your talents

Even when religion is about the symbolic it must guard against fundamentalism But when religion

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath