Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people

I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;

The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs