The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…
Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:
You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat
Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder
The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war
God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…