When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

As a start Put your mouth where your money is… This is called telling the truth But, of course Telling the truth

You’ll know that you are living on easy street when it’s a dead end street

The saying goes There’s no I in team But there is a me And it’s because You give yourself to the team

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

In the cyber proxy war of all agai… We are all fighting each other So that none of us have to fight Our own worst inclinations