The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology
If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…
God is the world’s only super-bower
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something
You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything
