All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good

Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,

Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like