Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…
People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor
My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time
