When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice
If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich
When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending
The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy
Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…
Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth
If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
A materialist uses Occam’s Razor And arrives at the conclusion That the simplest explanation Is that there is no explanation A believer uses Occam’s Razor
For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all
