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Chris Gaither

Mammon Spawns Upstream Too

Desperate to identify new funding streams
We gambled that a steady stream of federal dollars
Would flow to those whose stream of consciousness
Forebode the worst downstream effects
So, we began livestreaming the future
Forecasting severe changes to the gulf stream
Until the whole world just stops midstream

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In His Image Is Everything

Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
We’ve All Been Tricked That There’s a Trick to Getting Rich When the Truth Is That the Only Cure for Being Rich Is Hard Work

The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
Overcoming the Fear of Showing the World Who You Really Are

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left
All Psychology Is Group Psychology; All Groups Lack Autonomy

Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences
Make That Turkey Bacon

If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful
Who Said Anything About Talking?

In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking
I’m a Fool

Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble
Climbing Up

God is the world’s only super-bower
“Luke, you’ve switched off your targeting computer, what’s wrong?”

The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man
The Majors Outlawed the Shift in 2023

I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself
A Flower Is a Weed with Better Adjectives

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…
Fake It ‘Til You Make It

History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…
Haiku

Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
The State of Self-censorship

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth
Haiku

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms



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