I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

Change is unknown territory And materialism is the attempt To map the entire territory So that nothing can change Cyberspace then takes the frozen t…

We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky

Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on

AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for

Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...

When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into

Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy