On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures
Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled
Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life
I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…
In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so
The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
