Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy

The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror

Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…

We’ve been traveling down a street… Post-enlightenment Secular Materi… And the thing about a dead-end str… Is that it seems like any other st… Until you come to the dead end

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?

I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…

When God made man in His image He made a choice To give us a choice God always has a choice And He always chooses the good

You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…