I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

All dressed down with nowhere to go

China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero