When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious

There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…

Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know

Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod