Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

Mating For Life Saved My

The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated

Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

Social media submission guidelines… Submissions mustn’t be original wo… Submissions must be exclusive but the exclusion must be implicit… Submissions are always already ove…

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor