People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…
Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
“The week that AI went to scale” was immediately followed by “North America’s UFO weekend” as if all this time the UFOs had been waiting
By hook or by crook I do it all by the book
To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…
We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies
After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo
The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable