I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

The second hardest thing in life Is facing the facts The hardest thing in life Is knowingly ignoring the facts So, people do the easy thing and i…

People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams

Our faith will be tested And this test isn’t pass/fail; It’s life and death– Life is our test, Death is our grade,

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation