In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”
All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present
Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose