Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…