In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…

My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…