Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding
When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
The path to victo– ry begins with laughing at yourself in defeat
The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task
People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton
What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out
The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…
In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention
What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…
You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…
