My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

You can only make a difference in the face of indifference

In a twist in hell there are no consequences

Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on

If you fear death You will try to control God By controlling others To prevent them from killing you If you fear God

Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;

If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices