As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent
In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious
The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue
They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
Evil is cruelty plus pleasure
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
“The human body generates more bio…
We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look
God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print
