America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say

All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…

Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of

If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…