Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

The most radical act has become One that gives you meaning Without getting you attention Not because we don’t need one anot… We all do–

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert

With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals

Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet