When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

It’s capitalism after it shed its skin

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are