It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose

If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…