The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things
All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others
Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good
I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing
Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing
At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact
