Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple

You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work

It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…

In Rodin’s famous sculpture The Thinker The subject, deep in thought Rests his chin on the back of his… There are memes on the internet in…

Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged

We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…

They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually