Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking

The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…

I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing

On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten