Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves
No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look
It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…
The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man
Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier
