Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

I once heard of a person In this case a woman (Though it could just as easily ha… Who divorced her husband Explaining

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face

Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re

People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough