Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel

The critique of pure reason should have been that rational thought is impossible unless paired effectively with fee… As AI reaches escape velocity

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…

All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely

It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out

People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold

The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless