When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know

Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self

Forgetting that God has promised To never repeat the Flood We’ve busied ourselves opening the… Expecting to end it all As we flood the planes

Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life