This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives

In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

It’s capitalism after it shed its skin

Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course

All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule

Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers