Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that
The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief
You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…
The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures
When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear
At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim
Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…