An Ode to the PGA Tour
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found
Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…
My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part
In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself
To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain
All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence
I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world