During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly

The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

Desire is so hard to put into word… In satisfying our desire God provides just enough Which, given the nature of our des… Is more than enough

In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,

It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t

The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance