The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end
Whether or not “art is the proper task of life” the transition to AI-generated synthetic media will complete the debasement of th…
Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell
If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack
Easy to please but problematic to appease
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology
The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering s… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth
You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump