Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers

Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;

History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain

You cannot make people want What they do not want And wanting it on their behalf When you secretly want what they w… Is a selfish wish that your dreams…

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service