In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs

My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time