You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right

The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…

Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors