It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
You cannot make people want What they do not want And wanting it on their behalf When you secretly want what they w… Is a selfish wish that your dreams…
When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…
I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force
Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
Before I feared God You could say or do Just about anything to me And I would respond No big deal
Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because
