All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge

There’s more than one way to move… So, I’m always beavering away At my dam that bends the river Far, far away from the foot of the…

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place

God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards