What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…

Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…

Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

Once the highly educated noticed t… in Buddhism right thought leads to right speech and right ac… it was only a matter of time before Mindfulness became

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough