When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…

The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing

Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do