Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

Regarding electric vehicles, if you give Americans a choice eventually they will make the necessary choice But if you give them

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine