I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew

I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

Just as God is one There is only one strength– A yetzer tov That is strong enough to tame The yetzer hara

As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away

If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people