The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening
We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat
Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors
You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack
The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location
Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them
As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever
Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them
There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room