I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things

The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning