Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

When men attempted to usurp God’s… By building the Tower of Babel God dispersed men among parallel l… Paradoxically rendering universe p… While, as ever, remaining one

If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged

You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself

The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor