Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither
When someone says Ask me anything You wonder what you’re not allowed… But that’s exactly what you can’t… Because they don’t know
It’s true that some people have al… But it’s not dumb luck that nobody… The way it works is that People get as much truth as they c… And the rest of their load is good…
Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle
We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle
If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going
Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong
Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000
The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed
When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her
When we imagine the future, we say One day Because One day is the name of a day As in New Year’s Day
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk