It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God

We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type

Change is unknown territory And materialism is the attempt To map the entire territory So that nothing can change Cyberspace then takes the frozen t…

Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…

We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost

God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin